USB Cassette Tape Hub

You would think that cassette tapes would be kind of pissed at USB. After all, one of the primary functions of USB is external storage... and you know cassette tapes, they store stuff in a kind of messy analog format that tends to get stuck in your car cassette player. Once cassette tapes were used to store computer software. Later floppy disks gave cassettes the boot and CDs and USB thumb drives took over. However amazingly cassettes and USB seem to be great pals when combined together into the USB Cassette Tape Hub. This unusual hub looks just like a retro style cassette tape. Four usb ports are located where the tape would be. Plug in your USB devices and you'll be sure to confuse any co-workers passing your desk. But please whatever you do don't try to insert the Cassette Tape Hub into a real cassette player. Doing so might cause a recursive time loop and destroy our galaxy... and it will probably mess up your cassette deck as well.