less than $10
Alcatraz Soap
I will not make the obvious joke... I will not make the obvious joke... I will not make the obvious joke... But seriously, who sells jail soap? "Regulation #29 states: You are expected to bathe in a reasonable length of time. Unlike the generic soap used by inmates on The Rock, this bar of Alcatraz Soap is all-natural, made with pure organic olive oil, saponified coconut and palm kernel oils. And, you can stay in the shower as long as you like!"
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