i-Wood by Kirsse Wilton

Super funny!

"Introducting the All New i-wood 3B. For all the times you would rather stab someone in the eye than talk about 3G anything.

With our exclusive 3B (3 Bamboo) technology, fast connection speeds, support for those of us who live in reality, and our all new applications, i-wood is the all-in-one solution you have been looking for. It will help you redefine you relationships with people by showing them how truly irrtating they, and their portable devices, have become."

(via http://www.supermarkethq.com/product/i-wood)