Here’s a pet that will remain faithful to you throughout his life (which may outlast yours, no guarantees). The Doogie Doorstopper won't roll over, sit, or stand on your command, but there's one thing that they do best: stop the door. The best thing about them is that they have no shame putting their bottoms up in the air. These adorable “Doogies” are always showing their bottoms to surprise guests and people who walk in your door (if they do get noticed).