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Pork-Chop Express Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
You just listen to the ol' Pork-Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Using this pick-up line on a girl only works if she hasn't seen Big Trouble in Little China.
Using this pick-up line on a girl only works if she hasn't seen Big Trouble in Little China.
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